you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
do she got a booty?
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.
He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.
After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
her face = why are you wasting my time
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